RUSSELL PETERS [18-12-06]

Last Monday jen and i went and saw russell peters live at enmore theatre ... all i have to say he is so fucking funny! Does the best racial jokes ever, i'd definately pay to see him again in the near future!

verdict: 10/10

BOXING DAY

06.00am - up and ready to battle the boxing day sale crowds only to arrive to myers w/ nette and ange at 7am and be disappointed with the supposed 'SALE' ... what sale?! what happened to the heavily reduced items ?? there were none in sight!

09.30am- enter zu to pay off some of my layby for my hot shoes only to find they're offering 30% discounts on shoes in the store including the ones i have on layby for FULL PRICE! gay gay so we come up with a plan to cancel my layby and re-purchase the shoes at the discounted price! haha so nette purchases the shoes for angela as a gift whilst im cancelling my layby! i must say their performance is oscar worthy! haha (u can't tell but i'm totally being sarcastic) haha they were so fake its so funny! goes something like this:

nette: here ange heres your present do you like your shoes?!

ange: yes i love them thanks sooo much for the gift ...

(errr bit over-acted haha but it was entertaining FOR ME none the less oh plus i save money!)

10.30am- we give up on finding any bargain buys so we head over to bondi beach for brunch at our fave place DOXA's ... the owner is a genius and pure evil! he/she hires the hotttttest french waiter to serve us ... he's one half the reason we keep going back to them! he's adorable, we totally melt when he smiles! *sigh* not that it matters but the other half reason we return to this cafe is coz they have the best bummy lounges!

02.30pm - head to bondi junction in hope of shops being open but we were disappointed so we head back to my place and i was forced into making ange and nette this asian egg custard dessert! Spent the rest of the time at my place trying to get my moneys worth on the pole that i don't use! haha ange and nette brings out the pole dancer in them and tries out a few moves haha it was definately a sight! muahah =)

Angela performing 'the stag move' and she loved it!

06.00pm- we crave pizza hut ice cream best soft serve ever so off to mt druitt pizza hut the works! voltaire decides to join us ... funniest dinner outing ever haha reminiscing about all these gay tv shows that we use to watch so far we came up with the following:

- captain planet
- smurfs
- the jetsons
- samurai pizza cats
- gladiator
- amazing
- looney tunes
- ocean girl
- it's a knockout
- humphrey b bear
- fat cat
- teenage mutant ninja turtles
- flintstones
- scooby doo

there were more but i forget!

08.30pm - nette and i drop by lou's for a bit ... i forget how damn cosey lou's house is! its the best bummy place mainly coz my house is so not bum worthy!

10.30pm - end of my LONG day!

highlights:

- apparently i sounded extremely yobo when i yelled out to these two men in their porsche blocking my side of the car at the petrol station! they were seriously right up next to my car i couldnt even open the door and they took forever to move! such asses! i thought i was polite haha but according to the girls i was a bit beyotchy! oops haha

CHRISTMAS DAY

BBQ at g-ma's place with the entire clan! eeek haha

Food was GOOOOOD as usual...

House was CROWDED as usual...

Kids were EVERYWHERE as usual...

just like any other day at g-ma's place!

I did however enjoy:

- riding my lil cousins motorised scooter i swear those things are deadly they're so fast haha at 18 km/hr and my cousin goes flying past me errrrghhh kids have no fear!

- making endless amounts of cocktails to everyone ages 3yrs - 60 yrs .. haha kids in our fam. start young! kidding =?

- doing the asian thing play cards ... group snap let me tell you was so intense! People get seriously injured playing it! lol

Surprisingly it wasn't as bad as i expected ... hope everyone else had a merry xmas as well!

NELSON BAY GETAWAY PICCIES

me on a quad ... i was soaking wet weather wasn't v. kind to us that week but all in all it was still fun as hell! Anything is better than being stuck in an office picking up shitty calls from customers!

I love this shot so much!
TIN CITY - amazing all these tin made houses hidden in the sand dunes by the beach its absolutely amazing and people actually live in these tin houses! it was a bit creepy i felt like some leather masked dude was gonna come get us!
Agat and Nette in their power ranger helmets posing in front of TIN city ... took us 1 hr to ride to this place with a lot of bogged up quad bikes on the way!

awww a lovely group shot with the help of my lovely self timer!
What posers they had to position all their bikes so perfectly!
Check us out quad biking on the sand dunes in Anna Bay! it was absolutely amazing i want to do it again makes me want to buy a quad bike! haha

how good does that look ... hannah makes the best spaghettio!
me being gay
Girls we worked so well when it comes to cooking food! haha well done

agat-fa haha
errghhh annette
hannah the fish and chips didn't take that long to come out ... don't fall asleep!

the amazzzzzing holiday house we hired i'm totally in love with it anyone want to invest in property?! * nudge nudge*
Annette the alcowhore-lic reaching for the bottle already! geez your 12 step program clearly didn't work!
may may

JUST SOME BLOGGING....

wow i haven't been blogging as often as i use to do hmmmmm i think i'm starting to get lazy but don't worry i don't think i'll be giving up on my blog anytime soon ...

anyways it's a saturDAY and i'm at home catching up on my anime (i know i'm 22 years old and i'm hooked onto anime ... well let me tell you something if you haven't watched BLEACH you better start soon it is by far the best series ever! i'm up to episode 106 and it still manages to keep me on the edge of my chair! well thats my recommendation for the day) ok back to my blogging i noticed i haven't been keeping up on my entries of late and with nothing better to do i may as well catch up on it all in summary form ... so here goes

- last friday ange and i decided to head out to a number of sales in surry hills 2 were extremely disappointing but at least we saved money, and then came the alice mccall sale which sent me broke! we managed to buy a dress each wanted more but it being cash only restricted us to just ONE dress i guess it's kind of a good thing otherwise i might have gone a bit nuts on the credit card!

- saturday night went and saw BORAT with riana at wetherill park and omg how freaking funny is this movie?!!!!! i could not stop laughing from start to finish! that one fight scene in the hotel room is the ultimate best even though i may be scarred for life haha but definately hilarious! (verdict: 9/10)

- following sunday had plans to see the new james bond flick w/ jen but then we decided we'd rather go roam around ikea (jen for homeware me for the $1 hotdog lol) god i want everything in ikea esp. all their mad ass lamps and lights! wish i had my own house to decorate! We then headed out to chatty for cha for tea because we love red bean and that place had the best red bean ice w/ green tea ice cream but only to arrive and find out they don't sell it anymore! GAYYYY but they had green bean ice w/ gree tea ice cream so we gave that a try which was just as nice so no complaints there!

- the past week i have been in nelson bay with nette, agat, may and hannah for our road trip that we had been planning for like 6 yrs now haha best week ever even though weather was shit it was still so much fun... i shall blog about it separately when i upload mad ass pics of us on our quad bikes!!! woo hoo i want one!

McAULEY DINNER @ PANAROTTIS [28-11-06]

It was a miracle that isa and i actually managed to organise a dinner for all the girls and the majority of us mcauley girlies showed up! Considering we're usually all talk and no action, this really has been the easiest and quickest dinner to organise!

I'm so happy that you girlies could make it ... dinner at panarottis was really good! It's so lovely to catch up with everyone especially it being so long since we've done so and i also want to say that i love the new blacktown dining entertainment area such a good lazy local hang out spot!

Panarottis restaurant was surprisingly good i had the mexicana pizza it was really nice except they're pretty slow on the food service but we did order a tonne of pizzas so all is forgiven.

Omg on a last note TJ isa's lil baby boy not so little anymore ... is the most adorable kid ever haha he's such a photo whore! definately not camera shy and jumps at every photo opp! love him! He's all grown up now the big 0-5 haha last time i saw him was at his 1st bday! i feel so old now! *tears*

i wish i had more group shots of all the girls but i wasn't in a photo opp mood but i did manage to take THREE shots haha enjoy... (girls with the cameras i'm soooo going to steal pics off yourblog!)

the oh so adorable TJ

Me, Lou & Nette

Ange & Mags

Girls tonight was great and definately will make sure we organise another get together more often than once every 2 years! muah

KYLIE SHOWGIRL HOMECOMING CONCERT [24-11-06]

i'm such a kylie fan so really in my eyes kylie can do no wrong! it was an amazing concert i must admit not her best concert but it was good none the lesss....she's such a performer even during technical difficulties she still manages to stick around and entertain us by singing some crowd requests to kill the time...

She had many mad costumes which at first i must admit i did not really like when i saw pictures but they looked really good on stage ...

FAVOURITE part???

when she performed red blooded woman mainly the beginning where all her hot male dancers were in a row doing push ups! haha you should have listened to the crowd cheer!!! lots of wolf whistles i tell ya! lol

Lou posted a solo pic of me and those free flags (that everyone kept on coming up to us asking where we had got it from) ... so i thought i'd return the favour and post a solo pic of lou

Me & Lou

POST SELECTION COUNSELLING

A few weeks ago i had applied for a position in a company we shall name anonymous and today i have finally received a letter from them notifying me that i was unsuccessful in my application ... so it was just like any other rejection letter however after reading the second paragraph it just got me in stitches thinking WTF????

the second paragraph goes like this :

" should you wish to receive post-selection counselling please contact the convenor of the selection committee ... "

ermmmmmm maybe this is normal for companies to offer POST SELECTION COUNSELLING i don't know but it had me in stitches ... i mean do they have many applicants contacting them all traumatised about the rejection??? i mean is it so bad that they need to offer COUSELLING??? haha its so odd!

ok anyways i just thought i'd post this up ... i thought it was funny...

BONDI TO BRONTE - SCULPTURE BY THE SEA [19-11-06]

About 2 weeks ago angela and i had ventured out on our regular-ish bondi to bronte walk. Because we figured it would be a regular activity we did not bring along our camera but only to find on the day along the coasts were people setting up numerous sculptures on display! You can imagine how annoyed we were to discover so many photo opps but have no camera! arrghhhhhh ....

after 2 weeks of crap weather, today being the last day of the exhibition we were realy lucky to have such great weather actually bit too hot for my liking but better hot than it being overcast!

the walk was really busy ... i guess we weren't the only two thinking that if we go early at 8.30am there might be a chance of it not being so crowded but we were wrong! the path had never been busier everyone slowly admiring the 108 sculptures just like us...

today was such a fun day .... our goal was to capture all 108 unfort we only took 106 pics as one had been taken down and another was a sky writing pic which we had missed out on! damn it! there were many fascinating sculptures and quite a few fugly ones that look like a 5 yr old had constructed them! eeek

We took heaps of photos and numerous EXTRA lame EXTRA geeky EXTRA embarassing pics! haha well i mainly posed for all the obviously embarassing pics with various sculptures i had even received some laughs from strangers haha oh wells it was all well worth it! the pics are hilarious! Angela on the other hand seemed to be posing for all pics which required her to stick her head through sectors of the sculptures! haha

Anyways i am now back home tired, starving, over tanned and EXTREMELY burnt on my chest with a bad tanline =(

Enjoy the pics we took alot of effort to get them! lol

Ice-cream truck BEFORE shot

After shots of the ice cream truck in the heat

Angela in her PlaySkool sculpture!

Where's Angela?

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrghhh ... as hughesy puts it "please don't hurt me"

OOOOOOOO why is there such a long line?!

Angela and her catwalk stage 'vogue vogue vogue'

Angela in her castle

I love this sculpture from one angle it says 'more' and then from the other angle it says 'less'

Sumo Man defying gravity

Angela ... a slave for you

Best shot ever! Our lomo shot through one of the sculptures!

Lomo Angela

Sitting Bench Meter

Angela extremely excited about her bench ticket!

I love how this looks with the clear blue sky behind!

"PLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEASSE DON'T LEAAAAAAAAAAVE ME HONEY!"

Totally CRUSHED!!!

"i'm only going to say this once ... no crossing until the beach lights go green go stand next to angela!"

Angela abiding the beach traffic laws!

Angela move a bit to the right and you won't have to strain your neck!

I thought i'd give him a hand!

Angela walking into the wall!


I had a bit of a tumble! lol