It took:
2 fevers
3 wks of non- stop coughing
2 headaches
and
3 visits to the doctors office before they fuckin came to a conclusion that i am seriously sick and that its about time they put me on some fuckin antibiotics!
Much to my satisfaction that i'm finally getting prescribed something proper because during these 3 weeks i had been prescribing myself a NUMBER of cough medicines errrm lets say about 5 different types i finished 3.5 bottles out of the 5 and they had no effect on me whatsoever! hmmmmm....
However a major dilemma arised, as the antibiotics prescribed to me were in tablet form ... and i am so ashamed to admit that i have never been able to swallow a tablet in the 22 yrs that i have been alive ...
I asked the doc if it came in syrup form and he just looked at me and went 'nooooooooooo' ... and why does everyone laugh at me when i tell them this ... i think its a perfectly normal question!!! Damn you people who can swallow tablets! Damn You!
Anyways i've had no choice but to CUT my tablets up in smaller pieces and i am v. proud to inform you that i can now swallow tablets in halves haha considering i started out swallowing quarters with half a litre of water!! Major improvement!!!
Popping pills ain't easy i tell ya ...
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3 comments:
well done julie your half way there
as a former 'non pill popper' i recommend the straight down the back of the throat approach. Sure u get the gag effect but trust me its effective.
haha my 2 favourite people with the same problem!!
cmon julz if jay can get the mofos down im sure u can!! haha
maybe then we can truly call u a druggo!
haha i'm one of those people that laughed, what are you, 5? You're never gonna make it as a serious drug addict, god Julie *shakes head*
lol haha
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